A fork of Rural Dictionary
The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.
"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW. "Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day." "Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"
Foul-smelling genitals. Usually used by females referring to a male's genitals, but is becoming increasingly popular for males to refer to a foul-smelling vagina as "skunk junk."
"I went down on Rob and he had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever had the displeasure of encountering!" exclaimed Joyce. "Kristen told be I had skunk junk, so now I lather up my cock and balls with soap on a daily basis!" "If Bob wants his evening blow job, he'll have to take care of that chronic case of skunk junk ASAP!"