A fork of Rural Dictionary
Photophrenia is a serious disorder which affects how people think of photos. Someone with photophrenia may have difficulty distinguishing between which pictures are real and which are Photoshopped.
*sees a photoshopped picture* Me (with photophrenia): omgwtf giant chickens invaded my home?! Runnnn *sees a real picture* Me: nope that looks fake he can't possibly be floating in midair
To beat someone so hard that the person will be critically injured and probably dead.
Usage of slam to the grave: A: You picked the wrong house fool! Leave or I'll slam you to the grave. B: Shit I'm outta here.
When you turn on the phone and it starts throwing up tons of notifications.
Me: Let me just turn on my phone in class... no one will ever know *turns on phone* *phone starts having notification hangover* *phone makes loud noises* Me: shit.
You didn't get the joke, and I won't tell you why! All I'll do is give you this annoying as fuck message to fuck with you because I'm so fucking funny haha! Have fun dipshit, I hope you regret posting that shit lmao! Oh, you're on YouTube? Too bad, I'm still r/wooooshing you ya moron!
Reddit Guy 1: Nein o'clock! Guy 2: *Nine o'clock, not nein... Guy 3: r/woooosh Guy 2: what, I was just correcting him! Guy 4: r/woosh, dumbass YouTube Guy 1: Is that guy from the future? Guy 2: Well, no. He's obviously wearing 80s clothes and is holding a flip phone. Guy 1: r/woooosh that joke flew over your head dumbass Guy 3: yeah r/whooooosh faggot Guy 4: r/wooooshwith4os Guy 2: and into the towers ya fuckn morons I was trying to be helpful