A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where you will be when CATS sets up you the bomb and steals all your base. This is a situation that can be remedied by taking off every 'ZIG' for great justice.
How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Objects in the shop which are frequently cleansed and must be protected from non-local people.
"He's up the stairs, cleansing the Precious Things of the shop."
Person wearing a knotted hankerchief on his head, glasses, a Hitler-style moustache, rolled up trousers and suspenders. Liable to brain hurting.
A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
A large metallic robot who currently holds the position of managing director of sales and marketing at Nintendo of Europe. He can often be found terminating inferior beings, and uttering phrases such as "There has never been a better year to get a Gamecube" and "Gosen smash!"
"Resistance is futile. Blork, blork. Gosen smash!"