A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A site where you go and kick the little kids' asses in sled racing
Man! i just pwned all the little kids in ClubPenguin!
An ipod for fat people
Ms. Jones gave a ipod to skinny Joe, but gave an ipad for Bob because he is obese.
1. the most common username on most websites
Sorry, but the username "Qwerty" is already taken.
1. A surprisingly addictive drug administered by via internet. Many junkies use the term "Farmville" to cover up the real name : nicolanstrateefuckinwasteoftime igottacheckmycropssinceimtoolazytogetalife.
2. A place where lazy turds go and raise virtual animals since real-life animals tends to kick'em in the face.
1. Dude! i gotta go check on my Farmville! Gonna get some crops!"