Country Dictionary

funnel

Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.

Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!

okiesmokie

one of the coolest friends ill know...

hey okie.. where the fuck did you go???

Keenan

Keenan is a great person who shows compassion. But for some reason, Keenan is never able to get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.

Keenan: “I asked a girl out but she said no.”

Guy 1: “Damn that sucks. You tried hard too and had a very good chance.”