Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Marriage

A legal union between two people that should not be committed until either person is, at least, in their 30's. Because, let's face it, nobody knows what the hell they want before then.

Sweetie, are you sure you don't want to wait a few more years for marriage? You are only 27 and that guy is a total asshole!

by Wynona'sbigbrownbeaver April 14, 2009