A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. To have a fight
Got into a right ruck last night after this piss-head started getting arsey with me for spilling my drink on his mate. So I lamped him one and knocked him on the floor and now his eye is all fucked, he can't even open it, so we called him cyclops for the rest of the night. So a good ruck!
An ode to Highlander... Home of The Cioch (Cuillin Hills, Isle of Skye), which you should only climb if you're immortal.
*shouting to mate down below* I'm fucking shitting it up here on this Cioch. Call mountain rescue NOW before I become part of Scotland's landscape!
It's bloody good.
Opp. "Good is it".
Var. Any adjective followed by an indicative of "be" (e.g., is, are) or a verb/action followed by an auxillary verb such as can, could, will, would, etc. following by a pronoun (e.g., it, they, he, she, I, you) means that the subject referred by the pronoun is NOT the adjective or cannot apply the verb.
To specify the object, this may be appended to the statement separated by a comma.
Opposite usage, using negatives: See example of how "not" can be used to indicate the way something IS.
1. "Small are they, your balls" - Baz referring to the size of Jay's bollocks because they are big.
2. "Shag us would they, them birds" - Baz referring to some girls in a nightclub that he thinks we wouldn't be able to pull.
3. "Not pissed am I not" - Jay fucking wasted.
When used as a statement (and not a question):
1. No it's not.
2. As if.
3. That's fucking bullshit.
Baz: "My penis is huge"
Jay: "Is it!"