Country Dictionary

The random emoticon thing of a constipated person with a flower on their head.

Person on IM #1: (>.<*) Person on IM #2: Put lard on your hands and shove them up your butt or get laxatives!

What you should tell strangers your age is because they are creepy and will remember stuff like that.

Creepy Pedophile: Hey you! How old are you? Smart Kid: -7 on the Y axis! Creepy Pedophile: WTF? Smart Kid: *runs away*

Stands for Ass Hole. An A.H. tends to rape young boys and tease the girls.

I am a boy,and I lifted my shirt a little. Then A.H. looked! Friggin' petefile!

A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.

Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team! Boy: In Social Studies too! Girl: Yeah I know!

a bag of poop, usually thrown at people you hate.

I made a huge poop bag, and I threw it at Miss Pizza Face Fugly-kins.

A gay guy who thinks he is so great but really isn't.

Dude #1 "Hey look it's Zac Efron!" Dude #2 "Yeah but I don't give a crap about that guy."

1. A type of knot 2. AN AWESOME BAND!

1. The girl went to a knot class to learn how to make a slipknot. 2. Slipknot has the coolest masks!