Country Dictionary

I’ll get the chip bag

1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.

Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.

Song Snatcher

Someone who finds a song they really like and then listen to that same song for a long period of time.

Person 1: rachie is a song snatcher.
Person 2: I know right she only listens to EARFQUAKE.

Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.

Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.