A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your dong gets so out of hand it lights on fire therefore you scream "I have a RAGING INFERNO BONER!" and then slap a hooker across the face with it.
Guy 1: Dude I think I got... Guy 2: Aids? Guy 1: No, worse. Guy 2: Wha- Guy 1: RAGING INFERNO BONER!!!!!!! Hooker: *Fuck*