Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Mantissa

Blowing your load between a ladies breasts

I gotz me sum mantissa wit tat biznitch fa sho.

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Tents up

Having an erection, usually the one in the morning after waking up.

(On a camping holiday after waking up in your sleeping bag next to your girlfriend)

You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Noob Cannon

Weapon that is extremely easy to pwn with, or is ridiculously lame to use because it probably fires nuclear missiles at the opponent.

Counter Strike: "That fucking awp whore should put that noob cannon down and then try getting kills."

Call Of Duty: "Err lol how about you don't use a gun which has a million bullets with little to no recoil?!" - referring to the PPSH.

Etc etc.

by XtRaVa October 11, 2005

Shit-rag

Toilet paper (usually used)

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Tramp

A girl who sleeps around

That biznitch is the biggest hoe, slut, slag, slapper, and tramp I've ever fucked from behind

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003