Country Dictionary

thinks alli is 8-- thinks im a ditzy blonde--alli is blonde-- LOL LUV HIM THE BEST GUY EVA

Marcin is so hott i want to have his children.

Step one: Punch someone in the face so hard their nose breaks.
Step two: Rip their nose off (You can do this with your hands)
Step three: Insert penis into the nostril cavity.

Outcome: The person will die because you will have ripped their nose up and filled their brain with semen.

My mom pissed me off, so I punchraped her.

used to describe something that tastes good. like nummers or yummy.

mmmm this is nummerful!

a phrase one would use upon hearing something either stupid as shit, or just a general comeback such as "yer mom." Nah uh-ing is common in many farming regions, where vocabulary is below normal.

shauna-can i borrow your car?
andrew-NAH-UH

She is the coolest girl in the world. Shes so awsome. She smells like a pretty flower. She is just all around an awsome person

Xtina is the coolest person.

Similar to cornucopia but instead of fruits and vegetables, you have various different kinds of alcohol.

"Tonite there will be a crunkacopia of gin and koolaid"

ass hair between a guys cock and ass hole.

His ungroomed bonch was smelly.