A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male who has created a Duggar amount of offspring that usually takes two men to create. Very fertile. A female has been known to get pregnant by using his toothbrush.
Barrett: Did you hear that Tim had another baby?
Sarah: Holy shit! Seriously had a case of Twix o’ Dix
When something becomes smaller or barely open, Resembling a small Asian man
I knew my weed was kicking in when I felt my eyes becoming arvintized
When something becomes smaller or barely open, Resembling a small Asian man
I knew my weed was kicking in when I felt my eyes becoming arvintized
When you have reached the point of intoxication where you don’t know whether you are angry, sad, happy, or feel nothing. The people you surrounded yourself with start to annoy you. You keep a straight face, sit in your favorite chair, and look at the ignorance that sounds you. Still chugging your whiskey until you slip into unconsciousness
Justin: Everything was going great tonight until Tommy got into one of his moods
Scotty: It’s okay! He’s just getting Sterned up.
That one friend you have that no matter how many times you explain something to her she gets lost. Also known as an extreme blonde. Pot head like symptoms. You still can’t help but love her.
Mike: How is it that you are still lost in this conversation? We’ve already explained it ten times
Tisha: Don’t mind her. She’s just Tricia’n through the daises.
That one friend you have that no matter how many times you explain something to her she gets lost. Also known as an extreme blonde. Pot head like symptoms. You still can’t help but love her.
Mike: How is it that you are still lost in this conversation? We’ve already explained it ten times
Tisha: Don’t mind her. She’s just Tricia’n through the daises.
Verb-When a person posts something deragatory,insulting, dark, demented,racist, sexually-explicit, homophobic, bias, etc etc (anything that could get you banned from your church or start WW3 on the interwebs with sensitive snowflakes) on their or someone else's' social media public page on accident. Usually happens when inebriated or having a brain fart. Those bold enough, do it on purpose. Usually happens to those in secret groups. Can cause, loss of friends and employment, even police investigation.
Tommy: "Did you see what that idiot, Paul, posted on my Facebook?"
Mike: "Do you think he Shamaleyed you?"