A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often the worst person you will ever meet. Hes a short, cracker and is very gross all around. He will act like your freind or even seem to tolerate you but he will in the end be a total and absolute douche. He is a traitor to his freinds and will often steam your closest one. Hell talk shit about you when over a year ago, you dated a girl who he wants now.
Hes a totally fucking ridiculous person who is racist and is perverted. He has a huge double standard. He will associate himself with many other of carson type people, but names that just start with a C. Hes often too old for what class or grade hes in.
Fucking moron: yooooo bro look at that lil douche wearing fucking work boots.
Fucking idiot: yuhh,,, his name is carson. Hes such a loser that he dips.
Fucking bruv: yeah hes suchhhhh a loser... he tried to write a bullshit diss track on my home boi.
The absolute loser carson: yayeet! Which one of you lactating crout sissies fuckef my cousin!
When 2 guys nut on eachothers dick at the same time. (Aka team fire)
Jackfuck 1: wanna have some freindly fire
Gaybo 1: fuck yesss
Gaybo 2: any room for a third?
The current (And longest time) drummer with the Blackened Death Metal band Behemoth. He is an absolute beast on the drums.
he is also lesser known to play guitar like a fucking monster
Virg: Who is on the drums and whats this song
Chad:Its fucking Inferno, and the song is Ov Fire and the Void.
A shotgun
Jackweed 1: bruv did you hear what happened to austin
Jackass 1: nah bruv
Jackweed 1: he got a cobain lollipop from me