A fork of Rural Dictionary
Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day
On May 1st give any and anyone head . Make sure it’s good tho because nobody needs bad head.
It’s May 1st babe get on your knees and give me sum sloppy head . It’s national give head day!
On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right? Girl: Your my ex! Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy. Girl : I mean you do give good dick. Boy: Bet Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!