A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best Catch-22 of them all: What if your grandfather was a truly horrific person and you were forced to go back in time and kill him before he could do those bad things. But, if you succeed and your grandmother hasn’t been impregnated with your dad or mum yet, you would not be born, and if you weren’t born, nobody killed your grandfather and well… you know where this is going.
Person 1: “Yo, what’s your favourite paradox?”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”
You know, I’ll never understand the other half.
Person 1: “Hey, who’s that woman over there?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s Katie. I don’t understand her, she is so cryptic.”
Person 1: “I guess we’ll never understand women.”
The British slang version of the world ‘awful’.
Person 1: “Hey, let me take a swig of that drink, familam.”
Person 2: “Yeah, here, tell me what you think.”
(Person 1 sips the drink)
Person 1: “Oh, that shit’s naff!”