Country Dictionary

Dirty Marwan

When you super glue your testicles to the crevice in the door and get a big black buff guy to run and slam into the door with his whole body again and again until the door fully closes and your balls are gone.

My best friend pranked me by pulling a dirty marwan on me while I was asleep.

Dirty yoseph

When a guy slaps you in the face with a field o so hard that you accidentally have sex with pigs.

Last night some guy did a dirty yoseph on me.

dirty boe jiden

When you tape your balls to a treadmill and put it on 20 miles an hour while at the same time sticking a tube up your butthole and taping it to your face then shitting in it and taking a deep breath so it launches into your mouth all at the same time.

I can’t go to the party I have to help my grandpa do his first and last dirty boe jiden.