Country Dictionary

from hot shit to black shit

I scorched my couch with a lighter

a slang term for a person of Jamaican and Mongolian background.

"Maria is way better than Kelly the Irish bitch, because she's a fuckin' Jamolian!"

Derogatory term for a scared little mousey girl who is continuously fucking that kid, you know his name, but pretending they only "hung out once"

"April is such a fuckling. You know she's boning that chinese doucher"

The act of masturbating while eating a box of cheeze-its.

I was bored last night, so I crupied.

n. 1. A complete homosexual whose testicles resemble raisins. 2. A complete loser whose only date in life will be his right hand. 3. David Reid, synonymous with definitions 1 and 2.

Wazzdakka lives in Scotland. He loves the cock. He will never get laid.

An evil user, materialistic, wannabe, drug using, relationship breaker.

That heffa is nothing but a jambola home wrecker!

An awesome ship travelling the Caribbean on 4 day cruises, stopping at Nassau, Bahamas, Cococay, Bahamas, Key West, Florida, and finally back to Miami. The only flaw is that it goes by too fast.

I still keep in touch with the great friends I made on Majesty of the Seas.