A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who pretends he can play certain computer games, but on the contrary is awful. these games include but are not limited to Medal of Honor and Spearhead.
"i was playing MOHAA last nite, man they had this guy who sucked" "yeah i was there! He was such a swantek"
A box where you whisper something to it and then pick out one of the smarties inside and it will give you the answer on the back depending what color you picked. (Hopefully the one you wanted)
"Are the falcons going to win" (blue smartie picked) "NO"
his dick is so small he pisses on his balls, tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss but we know the nine-five neon is boss
the fucking coolest hat in the world
only cool people wear intellution hats
"The place" is the mental state where one simply wants to curl up under a blanket in a dark room and sleep for hours. To be in "the place" is to be that special kind of demotivated, tired and anxious that makes you want to avoid responsibility and the rest of the world in favor of a cozy cave.
Friend - "It's 7am, let's make coffee and go on a hike!" Me - "That sounds great but I'm in the place right now, can we do it tomorrow?"