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girl

A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.

What a cute little girl!

by Sarahsuke June 09, 2003

girl

a creature crafted by the hands of God that i may be able to partially understand but never have

That beautiful girl could never be mine

by loveless soul March 30, 2008

girl

"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."

Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.

by Kat February 14, 2005

girl

A beautiful thing that bleeds every month, that guys can't live without.

This girl is an amazing creature.

by asdfsaf January 27, 2008

girl

A female child or a young woman. An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all. Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.

Girls need lots of love. That little girl is truly an angel. Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.

by Kurt February 13, 2005

girl

The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.

Proof that girls are evil: First, girls need time and money: Girl = Time * Money And we know that time is money: Girl = Money * Money We also know that money is the root of all evil: Money = Evil ^ 1/2 Therefore: Money ^ 2 = Evil So we are forced to conclude that: Girl = Evil

by my dick August 04, 2003