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The most stunning and original school play ever staged; superlative in both conception and execution.
Somebody please give the 'skipton-snaygill-embsay-eastby-cowling' posse a goddamn OSCAR!!!
Some Jewish girl that thinks the messiah has come in the form of water ice from Rita's. currently resides in PA
Upon arriving to Rita's... "This water ice IS the messiah!"
1.) A terrible flash animator 2.) A Ragnorak Addict 3.) a Loner 4.) An annoying egotistical kid who thinks his shit dont stink
TheGoldCrow beats off to Mickthechampion
Notorious reality star who got her start on 16 & pregnant (MTV) and teen mom series. Known to many as a compulsive liar and someone with a massive ego +delusions of self grandur, believing she is the greatest being on the planet. Farrah Abraham uses the victim card like a pro, always picking fights with everyone from cast members and even her own family. When she is backed into a corner she brings out her ultimate weapon: Crying. Crying usually happens when people she belittles has a back bone or doesn't automatically agree with her. The crying doesn't help her but makes her the subject of hilarious internet mimes. A plastic surgery addict who shocked the world by admitting to actually gone under the knife only to make her more artificial.
Janey: did you catch Teen Mom Reuion? Amber should have knock Farrah down a few pegs. Becky: Farrah Abraham has the emotional maturity of a two year old trapped in a mid twenty's body.
1. Female of the human species. For counterpart, see also Man. 2. Is neither inherently superior, nor inferior to the male. What she lacks, he possesses and vice versus. Only distinguishable via genitalia. 3. Generally an emotional creature due to inherent hormonal physically traits resultant of genitalia necessary for child bearing. 4. Physically weaker than the male and, due to societal emphasis on physical prowess, tends to be forced/assume the role of an inferior or subservient creature thus the "prettier" of the species. 5. Tends to think with the right brain (creative) and thusly tends to be more creative than male counterpart. 6. Eve: purveryed of sin into the world. 7. Biologically, the muscular system of the female is considerably less developed than that of the male, however the bone structure/density of the female is far superior (as necessary for biological reproduction), thus contributing to the longer life span of the female. 8. When treated right, best damn thing any man could ever hope to have.
That poor woman needs an epidural! That woman is HOW old?! What a woman!
Current vocalist of popular Symphonic Metal act Nightwish. She replaced Anette Olson originally was suppose to be a temporary replacement before being asked to join as a permanent vocalist. Floor can basically sing anything from operatic to rock to growls with ease. With Floor on board Nightwish can use practically any song from their library. Most fans welcomed Floor with open arms while others didn't like the idea of replacing Anette. Previous bands include After Forever and Revamp.
Joey: OMG Anette Olson was replaced by Floor Jansen. Man I think Floor is better suited for this type of music. Rachel : if Floor is fronting Nightwish then what will happen to Revamp ? *typical soap opera music plays*