Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Chuck

The only part of Chuck Norris' name you can say aloud before he roundhouse kicks your ass back to the Stone Age.

Innocent Bystander: Holy crap! It's Chuck N-

Deep-Voiced Announcer: UN-FREAKIN'-BELIEVABLE!!

by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009

Chronollama

Where you have a schedule to take care of different llamas.

Grazer: Ok, according to the chronollama chart, first Bob, then Pete, then my wife.. I mean...

Bitch. Lol.

by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009

Nut Checklist

A group of many people you want to nut check

Me: Man that guy is really getting on my nerves... He's going on my nut checklist

by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009