A fork of Rural Dictionary
Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.
Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it. “ Dinneres ready “ ‘Coming aunt Margret’ ‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’ “ Yes Kate, eat up” Day later ✨ vomit everywhere ✨ ‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘