A fork of Rural Dictionary
This fat white dude 99% loser I mean living on dads house on water and using his big boat for hoes. But confident loser acting strong. Mostly in sales/ marketing
Mark: what happened that girl you met on bumble ?
Paul: she’s banging this white pig!!
Always on someone’s boat or Yatch posting videos on Instagram. These hoes will only hang out with you, when the weather is bad. These boat hoes can be found in near water, famous in south Florida. These boat hoes has bunch of dudes, sugar daddy’s with boats/ yatchs.
Tom : hey wanna grab a drink this Saturday?
Ashely :
Tom : Looks at Ashely’s Ig story on a Yatch, says “These boat hoes”
Alex : what happened to that girl you went on date with ?
Tom : yeah, they are all boats hoes
Tom : How was that girl you went on a date?
Mike : SMS bro, no time for that.
It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.
Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!
John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life
Any quick bang makes a fat fuck propose this girl it start a group chat with her mom, minus she’s a big hoe banging everyone with a boat or jet or not this fat fuck
Genny: hey Elena, what happened to that fatfuck you’re biking with?
Elena : haha I’m just using that fatfuck for my mental health and for TiK tok vidoes