A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fake Sleep
To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.
Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.
To masterbate or fool around in the shower, which makes the user take longer than usual.
Colin: Why is Tony taking so long in the shower?
Adrian: He totally is shower sleeping in there!