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A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.
Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm. Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.
Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a regular social environment. "Tip Planters," possess the unique ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special, and "In the know." A tip planter is the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors. Tip planters have no preference for race, creed, sex, weight, or gender. Their only purpose is to gain information using any means necessary.
That Mikey is a real tip planter. He's even giving it hard to the fat broads.
Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a social environment. Tip Planter’s have the special ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special. Tip Planter’s are the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors.
That Mikey is a real Tip Planter. He’s even giving it hard to the fat broads.
The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.
Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.
Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.
The act of dipping your sweaty lubricated balls into the desert sand and dragging them repeatedly across your partners face, much like sandpaper.
Shane prepared the finest Indio swap meet Mike has ever had.
To let loose, with extreme force and vigor, an excessive stream of diarrhea. One does not necessarily have to use a toilet for bowl rattling to occur; however, any area chosen as a bathroom suffers extreme damage as a result of the bowl rattler.
Example #1: My bowl rattler ruined my Honda. Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler. Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.