A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side, nearby walls, and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Somebody left a fowler all over the bathroom door of AmPm. Dave’s fowler ruined my Honda.
When two people purposely and routinely accompany one another everywhere they go. Shadowing is often a result of sexual tension between two males afraid to act on homosexual feelings for one another.
Shane and Michael are shadowing the shit out of each other
Means to not give a fuck no matter what the circumstances; no matter how detrimental to ones own reputation. Doyle’s do not care about their peers, and only function in situations where a personal benefit can be gained from an act. Doyle’s go through life without purpose; however they have the uncanny ability to rally others to their cause.
That mother fucker, Mikey, went full doyle last night. All he did was sit in his car stroking himself.
Means to not give a fuck no matter what the circumstances; no matter how detrimental to ones own reputation. Doyle’s do not care about their peers, and only function in situations where a personal benefit can be gained from an act. Doyle’s go through life without purpose; however they have the uncanny ability to rally others to their cause.
That mother fucker, Mikey, went full Doyle last night. All he did was sit in his car stroking himself.
A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house." Conversation: Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's." Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go." Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
“Fuckboy,” refers to a group of people who are so completely and utterly useless they contribute nothing to people around them or to society as a whole. "Fuckboys" are easily identified by flat bill hats, tank tops, and most of the time have trendy company logos tattooed on their bodies. Fuckboys usually drive cars with mismatched paneling, broken lights and windows, or having a dude in the passenger seat while his old lady is driving. Only limited interaction with a fuckboy is suggested since you can literally become dumber by simply listening to one speak.
That fuckboy in that Silverado just cut me off!
An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees: Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. " Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"