Country Dictionary

chutney

1. poop 2. crap 3. anything with a foul odour and is all mushy

1. ah who is taking a chutney in there?! 2. see 1. 3. see 1.

Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.

"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching." Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today. Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.