Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Archibald

Archibald is a guy with no interest in other people. Archibald or Archie will be either a small kid or a British old guy. Do not let old Archie have beer he will shit on you.

Oh look Archibald! He's got a sports car now! Archie- walabalooza young chap!

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

Spotify/drug butt neighbors

Idiot neighbors that blast bass at night in a trailer park Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house. "Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"

Bruh call em Spotify/drug butt neighbors

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

Aunt Jen

Here's how it happens: she drinks 19 swigs of vodka and wine goes out in the forest Nudeified (butt naked with just a black T-shirt) hugs a tree and sings the bee gees to Aunt JoJo. Also an old ass fart with 9 kids.

Aunt Jens here! Op she's drunk don't let her get poison oak in er cooter!

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

alefnole

Alefnole is a misspelled version of the symbol I am too bored to look up. Love y'all boys n girls non sexually but maybe I'll give you a kiss! Alefnole

Bru alefnole

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

Nanny-cam sitter

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting. Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.

Person#1:Lana is babysitting rn Person#2: but she's such a nanny-cam sitter Person #1: ikr

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

Furry sex

Fun to watch, talk about the suits and music in the vids, technically not sex cuz no dick shown!

I love that furry dick. Uwu Furry sex galore. Shove that up my furry wolf asshole I dare ya. Love your self furry dick? Bite down I dare ya.

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

caca slider

A caca slider is when a person poops on a slippery surface and lets it slide. Mostly happens when a man poops in the shower and it falls in the drain.

Guy in shower "Woah a fuggn' caca slider!!" Greg in the living room "Zach yo so gross man, what the dingle dangle!?"

by Zachibald July 27, 2024