Country Dictionary

Span: A type of person who can convince cheese to perform complex algorithms.

This cheddar refuses to do my math homework. Please find me a yellow yell

1. finger banging 2.finger banging ones mother 3. fingering anything really

Hey Luigi! I gave your mom the 1 2 ska-do last night.

1. The action most perform by Jay. 2. Posting at a mad, insane rate.

"That _______ person has been Jaying lately." "Yeah, he got a lot of posts yesterday."

A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is most useful.

"Read the Goddamn rest of this dictionary. Why are you still HERE?"

Where you take a string of dental floss and run it between the opening of your cock. Appears like a female penistoe, except to a much smaller scale.

Unbeliever's g-string gives him a might penistoe.

What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

The incoherent, strung-together language spoken by The Crown Prince of Darkness, Ozyy Osbourne.

I don't speak Ozzyish, Mr. Osbourne. Can't you speak ENGLISH?