Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dooly Dickhead

An arrogant and egotistical asshole that is completely unaware of his own stupidity or actions.

Dude 1:"I asked that dude to turn down his speaker system like ten times but he keeps turning them back up."
Dude 2: "man he is such a dooly dickhead."

by Zandigas November 19, 2017

dixy dipstick

a person that can't follow simple instructions, and constantly aggravates everyone they come in contact with

Dude 1: "bro there was a real dixy dipstick out in the parking lot this morning"
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."

by Zandigas November 19, 2017

cold cunt

the female version of blueballs

"girl, that dude totally gave me a cold cunt last night"

by Zandigas November 19, 2017