A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lightweight material renowned for being completely indestructible. Because it is completely unbreakable, mined Invincibilium cannot be processed into other shapes, meaning that any objects made from Invincibilium must have initially formed in that exact arrangement of atoms. Because of this, objects made of Invincibilium are incredibly prohibitively expensive.
A: You can't break that!
B: Just watch me!
A: No, you literally can't, it's made of Invincibilium.
B: Oh...
A one-sided hug given to somebody in need of one. Think of it as an emotional bail-out.
A: She looked like she was in need of an emotional bail-out, so I gave her a Wall Street Hug.
B: That was nice of you.
Another word for "All You Can Eat"; used to describe the tendency of some people to take things out of All You Can Eat buffets (such as condiment packages, food, etc.) in order to use them later. Since you are usually not allowed to take food out of such buffets, this is usually considered stealing.
After leaving the All You Can Steal Buffet: Bob, Ed, and Jim compared their spoils...
Ed: Heh, what did you guys get?
Bob: I got four sausages and a napkin!
Ed: Ha! I got SEVEN sausages and TWO napkins!
Jim: AMATEURS! I got TWENTY sausages, THREE napkins, and TWO sets of silverware!
A metallic material which, as its name suggests, is really fucking hard. It is the second strongest substance known to exist in the Universe, after Invincibilium.
A: Damn, this stuff is really fucking hard, what is it made of?!?
B: Reallyfuckinghardium
A: Oh...