A fork of Rural Dictionary
DOPEFISH. The second-dumbest creature in the universe, this creature's thought patterns go "swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry." They'll eat anything alive and moving near them, though they prefer heroes. See www.dopefish.com
The dopefish ate Commander Keen and burped happily.
Bill Gates is that guy who sold his soul for the ability to become rich, rip people off easily and to buy his way out of any court case.
Bill Gates is a bad, bad man.