A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Muffhawk is the strip of hair commonly referred to as a "landing strip" on a woman's nether region. A girl can shave her pubes into a cute little mohawk- now referred to as a muffhawk!
Zeea Darling: "If I could dye my muffhawk pink it would be the supreme ruler over all vadges. It would be like cotton candy!"
Variation of ZOMG but it makes more sense to make the "D" sound instead of the Z sound. Exclamation used in chatting online. In real life "irl" you say "D'Oh my God!" really fast. Trademarked by Zeea Darling
Person 1- "I have KFC!" Person 2-"D'OMG! I want some! O.O"
If you want to be politically correct and not say "Gay" in a derogatory way. Used in chatting and texting.
Girl 1: I wanted to buy this really cute dress, but I couldn't find it in my size! Girl 2. Gah. That is so ghey!!!
Noun Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys. -Trademarked by Zeea Darling
Girl 1: Can I have some skittles? Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!