A fork of Rural Dictionary
(slang)- of great shock value. Prounounced C(ewe)T, the longer the "ewe" the more shock value. COOOOOOOOOT vs COOT Synonym of DANG! DAMN! HOLY SMOKES! WOW! CRAP! or even SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT... originating in: Calvert County, MD and spreading like wildfire. Also spelled Koot.
Me to a friend: "I stood in line at the DMV for 6 hours today." Friend to me:"COOT, that's a long time." Use of the long "ewe" Me to friend: "That girl has had 10 STD's in the last year." Friend: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, That's disgusting."
A word used typically by a dog or animal with broken English to describe another animal or person, however it is usually used to describe the user of the word themselves.
Dog Owner: Who's a cute puppy? Are you a cute puppy? Dog: I am! I very coot!
Clerped way of saying cute. Never say cute this way especially if you're "a girl" with a high pitched voice.
Puppy: Exists Random Girl: Auuu they're so Coot
An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.
Person 1: You know that Person 4? Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy. Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot! Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum
I coot at least five times a day. I cooted all over the place. I cooted her in the car as she drove.