A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the teacher is so hungover, he/she doesn't feel like doing their job, so they just play a movie on the projector.
After a hard night of partying, Mr. Wilford didn't feel like dealing with a class of thirty whiny brats, so we just had a movie day and he made us watch "Elf".
When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw. Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup. "Did you follow through?" Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
a sound people make in response to an awkward, unintelligible, or odd comment or question in an attempt to sound like a pretentious prick. Used predominantly by sarcastic assholes and ditzy teenage girls
Nerdy guy: "I'm having a get-together this weekend. It would be great if I could see you there. What do you say?" Ditzy teenage girl: "tssss, um yeeeah... I don't think so." Girl walks away, leaving nerdy guy thinking "What a bitch."
The common name of Pyrrhocorax, a genus of European blackbirds related to crows. There are two species of chough, the Alphine Chough and the Red-billed Chough. Named after the sound they make, which resembles a grown man being forcefed penis through his nasal cavity.
I am getting tired of that chough choughing outside my window.