A fork of Rural Dictionary
A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.
You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.
A fold up casual chair, usually made of foam that folds into thirds to sit in and folds out on the floor for guests. Handy for overnight guests or impromptu sex sessions.
My air mattress leaks, but luckily I had that flip n fuck in the spare room for my guest.