Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Mono-Nigga

A nigga who lives by himself in the woods and sells drugs to animals

Person1 - Yo Tyrone wtf do you do out here Person2 - Sell that zibbly za to them sqwails Person 1 - You damn Mono-Nigga

by Ziblicksom32 July 18, 2023

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023

SBM

Scrumptious Black Male

Steve Harvey is an SBM

by Ziblicksom32 October 14, 2023

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree? Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit! Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT 9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit Mommy - Ok Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Quantum Nigga

A black man who has the right to go but gets out of the car and starts fasting

Quantum Nigga Fucjt

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Grip

When you wake up and the fucking grass turns into shit and shit turns into grass

Person 1 - Hey son I got to mow the shit its getting long Person 2 - Okay I need to go take a grass Person 3 - What!!!!! Oh shit its grip day

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Nuggers

A cute and splendid name for nuggets that sounds like the word nigger

Man: Yeah, I'll have a number 3 and a 10-piece nuggers, extra sauce Employee: sorry sir, but we're all out of nuggers. Man: Fuck you, you ugly ass faggot! I come here every day for nuggers, and every day you give me another sad story. How about you go in the back and fry my nuggers. Employee: How dare you talk to me like that you retarded fucker . You think I like this job? You think I like frying nuggers for hillbilly scum? I could've done something with my life, man. Man: Every day its another sad story with you man. When are you going to stop making excuses for yourself? If you dont want to cook nuggers, then maybe you shouldn't be working at Anal Chows

by Ziblicksom32 July 29, 2023