Country Dictionary

The funnel shaped object used to inhale a Knife Hit (Knife hits, knifers). They are often made by breaking the bottom out of a glass bottle, cutting a plastic bottle in half, or tearing a soda can in half.

Grab the hooter, we're taking some kniffies!

slang for 'reminded.' used while very stoned.

that blunt remound me of tha one we smoked yesterday @.,@

An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.

OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!

When one stands up in his/her own bed, urinates on every nearby surface, and proceeds to lay down in said urine for a good nights rest.

Haha ... omg I can't believe Cheesman got the Popen last night!

a ghetto-slang way to say hooter

Where's the hoot, brotha?

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

The female equivalent of taint

He was all up in my scrunt.