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stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

by highbastard1 October 05, 2008

stoned

the greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you

"if im you, and youre them, and im her, but theyre me, who does that make us?" "erm... man dis would b so much easier if i wasnt stoned"

by its a dopedate August 23, 2007

stoned

To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.

I was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.

by scoburn July 29, 2003

stoned

The ultimate state of mind.

Scooby Doo is an awesome show when you're stoned.

by SuperSonicX June 04, 2005

stoned

under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.

"last night i was so stoned but i was still so happy about life its self?

by Angi Childs January 18, 2004

stoned

the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips. all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.

1."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" 2. ------------ 3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA" 4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO..... ..OH FUCK THAT HURT"

by Cori <3 May 26, 2005

stoned

when someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror

we found john in the bathroom with his pants down talking to himself. he was fuckin stoned.

by robert rectum February 25, 2009