Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dong Puller

You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out

Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied" Jim: (looks down) Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!! Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!" Joe : "Now eat it!"

by Zzzzkkmnnn December 20, 2018

I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie? You: I like turtles. Mom: ...

by Zzzzkkmnnn November 17, 2017