Country Dictionary

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

Casey Holds Unlimited Booze. Casey being any girl who can party as well as the wildest guy you know but looks amazingly beautiful and graceful while doing it.

I'm going to try to sex up that C.H.U.B. girl by the end of the night.

Your Friend to help cheer you up when you are down your best friend when you want to get high. All other drugs will ruin your life.

Your friend is the guy smokin your weed. Your best friend is the guy lending u his pipe and giving you free weed.
-Never smoke weed kids..., unless you are with a trained professional.

little house

A Chalupka on the praire.

a chain of failed electronics stores

lest go to that abandoned "the wiz" at the mall

(1) Super hot, cool, and utterly amazing
(2) Special, in a strange voice

(1)/(2) Of course you're spekle!

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad