A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long. 2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad! 2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.
Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!! Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude! That's one hell of a choad!
The correct way of spelling 'chode'. Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'. Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.
Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback. A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat. A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.
Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.
Guy: Lets git it on! Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving. Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!