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1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!

Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.

"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."

The correct way of spelling 'chode'.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.

Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback.

A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.

A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.

A: A wide or very stout dick.

B: Red Vine Licorice.

1: Hey girl, you know that guy I went home with? He had a choad!

2: Dude this choad tastes so good!

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A male penis that is wider than it is long.

That fat, short man is a bit of a choad