A fork of Rural Dictionary
a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus
a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus
a large, frog like creature that lives in south east africa. has been known to eat humans whole. can also be used as an insult as a variation of the word "fat".
a state of the body when a mans penis is longer than his legs
many german porn stars are petronomous.
a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.
when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.