A fork of Rural Dictionary
Loudest thing on earth. Never quiet. Needs to be put the bed. Sleeps best with Oliver Davey and Matt Cardano by his side. Doesn't clean dishes.
My Nick Haggar has been acting up lately.
A male specimen who can be found going brazy at Nobles Bar & Grill in the Federal Hill district of Baltimore. Very studious however has a hobby of sitting in the West Newman Towers bushes upon return from his nights out. He is a king who gets carried to his bed by two of his female companions on these nights. Currently is in concussion protocol due to vicious head slamming in the bathtub. Attracted towards red head individuals.
Oliver Davey yuked in the bathtub and was burnt by a steamer.
Gussy boy. Can be found worshipping Joe Burrow or swimming at the bar Mothers in the Federal Hill district of Baltimore Maryland. Plays Tennis and is best friends and partners in crime with Nick Haggar.
Tyler Mast got the good good.