A fork of Rural Dictionary
He was in a state of circumindecision
A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..
"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"
A tranquiliser...obviously :P
Florrie had once mentioned instant karma to Henry, but he thought it was a kind of tranquiliser
An EU imposed measurement of manure.
"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"