A fork of Rural Dictionary
n.
1. When you are trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Sexual harassment is a serious workplace problem.
A malt beverage that comes in a bottle with a bat silhouette on it. It is a bitch drink.
I don't like beer. Would you please pass me a Bacardi Silver?
n.
A physical reaction occuring upon exposure to an extremely sketchy event.
The cop almost had a sketchgasm when he saw us walking in the dark with twenty stolen milk crates.
adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.
v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.
v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.
n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).
Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.
I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.
n.
A somewhat palatable combination of vodka, sugar, Kool-Aid, and fruit. Usually mixed to have a 20 percent alcohol content, allowing fly Yolandas to be quickly inebriated.
Let's mix up some jungle juice for the party tonight.
A corruption of their.
Look at those fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.