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Show on E! that features Tess Taylor, Alexis Neiers, Gabby Neiers, and a psychopath mom. The show was set up to take the ratings while Keeping up with the Kardashians was in between seasons. Common plots include Alexis freaking out because a magazine said she wore 6 inch heals to court when she really only wore 4 inch heals, Mom (Andrea Arlington) freaking out because her daughters don't respect her, the girls doing little freaky prayers to some character out of "The Secret" book, and the girls trying on clothes. Alexis is definitely the hottest one of the bunch, even though she is going to jail next month for her part in the bling ring robberies (she is clearly guilty). It gets kind of ridiculous.
Dialogue from Pretty Wild Max (Tess Taylor's boyfriend): "Do you think it is ok for Lexi to go to Cabo even though she is a pending felon?" Tess: "Absolutely, why wouldn't it be?!???"
Very attractive woman who currently hosts Sports Nation on ESPN.
That girl is almost as hot as Michelle Beadle!
The act of calling your girlfriend (or anyone for that matter) and hanging up right away simply so it says "Missed Call from 'your name'". Great in those many situations where you don't want to talk to a girl, but you want her to think you cared a little bit.
Dude A: "Crap I told that girl I would call her!" Dude B: "No worries, caution call that!" Dude A: "Thanks man, you just saved my romantic night featuring her black silk sheets and my erotic demeanor!"
One of the girls on E!'s show Pretty Wild. Also involved in the Hollywood Bling Ring robberies, where she robbed Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, as well as a number of other celebrities, she is probably going to jail. She practices some goofy religion based out of the book called "The Secret"... She is super hot though!
I wish my girlfriend was as fun as Alexis Neiers, she's crazy!