A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: The awkward gait with which someone (usually a female) walks after having particularly wild sex the night before. 2: The manner of walking common to convicts recently released from prison.
guy1: what's wrong with your girlfriend, dude, did she hurt herself? guy2: no, she's fuckwalking cuz we shagged so hard last night.
To be tominated is to to receive a butt-load of friend requests, profile views, messages and comments on Myspace after your profile is featured on Tom's page in the form of a blog comment. Blog-dicking to get your Photoshopped head-shot at the top of Tom's comments can result in a kind of parasite celebrity status due to the fuckuvabunch of views Tom's blog gets.
Dude, I only had like 300 prof views, but I commented Tom's blog last night, and this morning I had five fuckin' thousand! Dude, that's fucktackular! You got Tominated!
1: A more accurate term for "abstract art." 2: "Art" usually consisting of scribbly lines or Picasso-esque, child-like finger painting, and otherwise meaningless, emotionless wastes of canvas over which highly discerning art afficionados "ooh" and "aah" as if they "understand what the artist was saying."
guy1: wow, look at how he communicates his tormented emotion through the use of these bold swirls of mixed paint here! guy2: dude, it looks like a kid's scribble. this is just abstrash art.
1: The act of consuming large quantities of food quickly and off-puttingly. 2: Eating unnecessary amounts of food.
guy1: dude, you know why girls never go out with you? guy2: *gobble, crunch, slurp* no, why? guy1: look at the way you're eating, man - ketchup on your chin, grease on your hands, eating 2 double quarter pounders and pie. You're gullet stuffing, dude.
Contraction of the words lame and famous. Sometimes spelled "lameous." Not to be confused with lameass. Used to describe so-called celebrities who are famous for no good reason, especially an internet celebrity or Myspace member who thinks he/she is hot shit because he/she has 50,000 profile views and 10,000 friends. Can also apply to Paris Hilton and her ilk.
Tila Tequila is so awesome! She has, like, a fucktillion friends! Yeah, bro, but she's just lamous.