Country Dictionary

bum wank

To wipe your arse crack over your victims nose in a forward and back motion. Thus leaving a shitty smell in their nose.

Eric was so annoying that Dave gave him a bum wank.

Tobacco crack

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.

I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.

BoMo

Slang term for the English coastal town BOurneMOuth.

I asked Dave if he was coming into BoMo for a drink on Friday night after work.

anal vineyard

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.